Which is more disgusting? A. sucking on a one of your moms used tampon applicators. or B. sucking on a used floss pick found on the floor at Office Max?
Can't decide? well..unfortunately, these 2 things were both done by Miles and I thought I was going to lose it! The floss pick has to be the worst for me considering I don't know who's dirty mouth it's been in. The tampon on the other hand well...at least his mouth has been in that vicinity once before. But nontheless, I guess we need to keep our eye on this one a little bit more. (the tampon incidence was because I was at the store and Owen was supposed to be watching him--when I came home, Owen was passed out on the couch and Miles was roaming freely. I went upstairs and my bathroom garbage was everywhere. I know..grose!
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And vomiting...
Both are disgusting--but I have to go with the used tampon applicator--and gagging again...
That Owen! Maybe it's men in general. I came home to my 2 1/2 year old and my 1 year old out on the busy street--dad passed out on couch. Didn't go over very well.
Was that your birthday present? I mean the time away?
EEWWWW!
Well at least these incidents didn't happen on your birthday! Enjoy the year!
And ew... I agree... this post is gag-worthy. Glad you shared, but ew... twists my guts into knots! Tampon = more disgusting.
I'm really grossed out right now, but this reminds me of what our friends dad said to us when we went off to dental school. He is an OBGYN and he said to Matt, "you're going to look in some mouths and wish you were at my end"! I laugh often about that!
BTW, happy birthday ... why do I forget you are just a few months older than me!
Eww! I don't think I'd let him give me kisses for days!
This post just made me laugh! Yes it is gross but seriously what Mom has not had to rip something disgusting from their childs greedy little hands. Tonight Kyle lost it because I would not let him lick the dust pan. It is amazing they make it to their second birthday!
Oh no!!!!!!!!!! I can't pick which is worse. I think I'm going with the tampon, though. NAST.
Don't you love the crap kids get into? I found Ivy brushing her hair with a wet toilet brush the other day. Which is gross... but better than the time I found her brushing her teeth with it.
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